Thursday, March 15
UOBC2007 Roadshow – Thu: Later still
Finally arrived. A long trip and interesting on a number of levels. I moved in after dark and am now bivvied up, rough camping in ditch within the NEC grounds.
But things may have taken a nasty turn.
I'm forced to adopt a discrete dawn approach, after I earlier discovered a possible plan to disrupt the official opening.
The bloggers network has intelligence that there is an infiltrator masquerading as a member of the press.
(Code Name WD? - still trying to figure this one out)
Surely this could never happen in real life? The show must go on!
Surveillance is seeking a single white caucasian male, mobile, possibly riding a bicycle (?) who may try to influence proceedings by riding into the crowd gathered for the opening ceremony. Unbelievable as it sounds, but the source is good.
Question is can I get to him, so the show opens without incident?
Life is a cabaret. Err perhaps not quite the line I had in mind.
Sorry the mind is rambling after lack of sleep during the last few days on the road. I think that this may be my last chance to post for a few days if these technical problems carry on.
So before the Convention finally kicks off there's one vital point to get across and tha……….. Labels: UOBC2007 Roadshow
UOBC2007 Roadshow – Thu: Later
I have to be quick.
The battery pack looks to be failing and on its last dregs of power. I think.
Just spotted a sign for Lichfield moving west.
So close I can taste i…….Labels: UOBC2007 Roadshow
UOBC2007 Roadshow – Are we nearly there yet?
Wow. What a night. They certainly know how to party in Royston Vasey.
Some local people (thanks Mr Lazarou - hope you found your mate Dave) in the RV cybercafe invited me to a little soiree before I even started to look for a B&B. With the offer of free food and entertainment it was hard to resist.
I decided to take on extra fluid to restore my body’s electrolyte equilibrium after the previous day’s exertions, but perhaps the local fruit punch had more ‘punch’ than normal?
Whatever the reason the BBQ food was surely the best I’ve tasted for many a year and courtesy of the local butcher I believe. I would have remembered to ask for the BBQ sauce recipe, but was distracted by the evening’s entertainment – a circus celebrating some sort of local tradition.
At least I think that’s what the large flaming pyres were for. Interesting to see such a innovative use of burning crosses as well. A bit like Well Dressing but without flowers. Or the Well come to think of it. Oh well.
Somewhere during the evening I must have lost track of time, and vaguely remember murmurs of appreciation wherever I appeared. At least that’s my take on the matter.
I trust THE HAT lent an air of gravitas to my stature within the community’s eyes.
After that things became a little hazy.
I came to late this morning on a moving train with no real idea of how I got here.
I just know it’s heading in the right direction, based on my calculations taken from the reading using my Timex Explorer watch and sighting on the sun when it occasionally peeks through the fogbound landscape.
I hope this blinking red light on the satellite uplink isn’t a warning that the battery pack is malfunctioning.
There’s so much to report from the UK Outdoors Blogger Convention 2007 ® Roadshow over these next few days.
It would be a shame to suffer technical difficulties after overcoming such difficulties and covering this distance with so ……….Labels: UOBC2007 Roadshow
Wednesday, March 14
UOBC2007 Roadshow - Somewhere in the middle lands
The trip northward is proving quite challenging, to say the least.
After a broken night’s sleep, I decided an early dawn start was necessary. The brightening light finally enabled me to break free from the M25 ring of concrete, spotting a convenient drainage channel running below the motorway, and across to the beckoning land beyond.
Unfortunately my mode of escape was at the cost of picking up a somewhat pungent odour along the way. A bit like trying to cut around one of the Dartmoor bogs, but getting rather too intimately acquainted
A few miles later, ducking into a wash-up at a truck stop to try to reduce the increasing odour, I had my first piece of luck. A very amiable truck driver called Fancy (ex US marine apparently) offered to give me a lift north. An interesting journey but I felt at times the US/UK language barrier may have created a bit of misunderstanding.
On explaining my mission, to get to the UK Outdoors Blogger Convention 2007 ® Roadshow Fancy related his own outdoor exploits, in a place I’d not come across somewhere in the wilds of the USA.
At least thats how I interpreted it as he seemed very eager to invite me along to take a walk on the ‘Wild Side’. Somewhere in the Appalachians possibly?
I felt things were getting a little more confused as Fancy’s conversation turned to his appreciation of films, particularly a recent blockbuster called, if I recall correctly, Bareback Mountain? When I replied that I'd never come across it Fancy muttered something about sorting that problem out. A strange comment I thought at the time. Could have been his southern accent. Who knows.
It was around then that I started to become a little more concerned as Fancy kept glancing at THE HAT, and showing an interest in, 'trying it on'. At least I think that’s what he was talking about.
By now aware of Fancy’s somewhat bulging physique, the muscles of which I could see due to his vest T shirt and shorts (it was very hot inside the truck cab), I felt the situation was becoming a little uncomfortable.
Well. The hat must get through. It has an appointment with destiny.
So with that in mind Fancy and I parted company. With some rapidity.
He even stopped the truck. What a nice chap.
And as he drove off he left me with a cheery farewell, using what I guess was a traditional US truckers farewell of '....xxxxx.xxxxxxx you limey bastard' Couldn't quite catch the first bit due to the roar of the engine.
And now I'm a little further north, but time to head west and follow the sunset.
Surely the day can only get better after the road trip so far.
So here I am.
Not too sure exactly where here is, but the signpost reads Welcome to Royston Vasey.
Hope there's some good food and a pleasant B&B after last night's sleep out.
JH, posting from Royston Vasey Internet Cafe ' Local cyberspace for local people'Labels: UOBC2007 Roadshow
Tuesday, March 13
UOBC2007 Roadshow - Tues 13/3 London - Later
Well there's little for me to do here in this wasteland tonight. Except study this map to try to find out how to get past the barrier that is the M25. On foot. Challenging. No Antiquet/GPS is going to help out here.
This needs a bit of lateral thinking, but I have an APPOINTMENT in the NORTH and this BLOGGER MUST GET THROUGH.
Oops - sorry for shouting there.
Too much coffee during today as I navigated through the urban sprawl that is Heathrow. Flitting from coffee shop to sandwich bar, parlaying with the local natives attempting to discover the secret to the path that leads NORTH WEST. Indeed.
The advice I was given to use beads and mirrors as a bartering tool is just not working. The local dialect is very diverse and proving difficult to follow at times. However cash rules here. Yes Sir. So I remain safe for the moment having declined the offers of a local guide, unsure of their loyalty to an outsider in this strange land.
Oh for a moment's peace from the incessant roar of planes flying overhead, and the continual whine of traffic tyres on concrete. I don't need the headtorch here in this artificial daylight from the overhead gantries.
At least I had some short respite listening to one of Podcast Bob's latest aural masterpiece: "Bob takes Andy for a walk on the wild side and makes him wait for his lunch, whilst playing with fire!"
Bob and Andy's Big Day Out
Download
MP3 File
Sounds like fun. I hold onto the hope this blogger will find the path onwards to the Middle Lands.
Meanwhile I remain out of sight, hidden from view by this blackberry bush thicket, checking out the Bob & Cameron podcast and watching the Outdoors Magic thread discussing the issues it raises. More healthy debate on the blog/podcast 'state of the nation', from a couple of people who have clearly been considering the commercial possibilities of this media, and have the relevant background to base it on solid ground.
JH, posting from a uplink station, somewhere near Heathrow; Eyes Wide Shut?
Labels: UOBC2007 Roadshow
UOBC2007 Roadshow - Tues 13/3 London
Well the UK Outdoors Blogger Convention 2007 ® Roadshow has kicked off a treat.
Thanks for the guesses. They were ooooooo so close. On the right lines, but the wrong tracks.
Very punny John. Ahem
I had originally considered the new Wembley Stadium (the great poutdoors?) but the tickets were all gone.
So next thought was one of the London parks, but then there's the possible mugging risk. We provincials know what that big city is like. Oooh Arrr.
So finally onto Heathrow Airport.
Now don't laugh there at the back.
Its probably the biggest open space in London, or at least one thats the quickest to escape from back to the real world.
What a place - you can walk for miles! I know. I did. And still didn't actually manage to get anywhere today.
Great jumping off spot though. Bugger the plane flights. I usually blag a free lift in, sling the pack over my shoulder and walk off to the Heathrow tube, and onto Euston for the rail trip northwards to the Lakes.
No parking costs. Plenty of eateries (some of which I can even afford to use) and all in the dry.
But today I was running in the hat for Friday's meet (and I'm sure you've worked that location out already)
Saturday will be a bit more of a challenge. But think 'transport' alongside yesterday's clue.
And to T who managed to spot me today and said Hi. Well done. If you manage to read this post in the next few days, send me a smiley. I thought your interesting way of presenting cheese for a mouth watering munch is a definite winner. Mmmmm, Wensleydale anyone?
JH, posting from 3rd internet terminal along, Level 1, Quadrant A Heathrow;
Tonight we camp under the flightpath. Tomorrow on to the great northern wastelands.Labels: UOBC2007 Roadshow
All site material © John Hee - ask before you snatch
But things may have taken a nasty turn.
I'm forced to adopt a discrete dawn approach, after I earlier discovered a possible plan to disrupt the official opening.
The bloggers network has intelligence that there is an infiltrator masquerading as a member of the press.
(Code Name WD? - still trying to figure this one out)
Surely this could never happen in real life? The show must go on!
Surveillance is seeking a single white caucasian male, mobile, possibly riding a bicycle (?) who may try to influence proceedings by riding into the crowd gathered for the opening ceremony. Unbelievable as it sounds, but the source is good.
Question is can I get to him, so the show opens without incident?
Life is a cabaret. Err perhaps not quite the line I had in mind.
Sorry the mind is rambling after lack of sleep during the last few days on the road. I think that this may be my last chance to post for a few days if these technical problems carry on.
So before the Convention finally kicks off there's one vital point to get across and tha………..
Labels: UOBC2007 Roadshow
UOBC2007 Roadshow – Thu: Later
I have to be quick.
The battery pack looks to be failing and on its last dregs of power. I think.
Just spotted a sign for Lichfield moving west.
So close I can taste i…….Labels: UOBC2007 Roadshow
UOBC2007 Roadshow – Are we nearly there yet?
Wow. What a night. They certainly know how to party in Royston Vasey.
Some local people (thanks Mr Lazarou - hope you found your mate Dave) in the RV cybercafe invited me to a little soiree before I even started to look for a B&B. With the offer of free food and entertainment it was hard to resist.
I decided to take on extra fluid to restore my body’s electrolyte equilibrium after the previous day’s exertions, but perhaps the local fruit punch had more ‘punch’ than normal?
Whatever the reason the BBQ food was surely the best I’ve tasted for many a year and courtesy of the local butcher I believe. I would have remembered to ask for the BBQ sauce recipe, but was distracted by the evening’s entertainment – a circus celebrating some sort of local tradition.
At least I think that’s what the large flaming pyres were for. Interesting to see such a innovative use of burning crosses as well. A bit like Well Dressing but without flowers. Or the Well come to think of it. Oh well.
Somewhere during the evening I must have lost track of time, and vaguely remember murmurs of appreciation wherever I appeared. At least that’s my take on the matter.
I trust THE HAT lent an air of gravitas to my stature within the community’s eyes.
After that things became a little hazy.
I came to late this morning on a moving train with no real idea of how I got here.
I just know it’s heading in the right direction, based on my calculations taken from the reading using my Timex Explorer watch and sighting on the sun when it occasionally peeks through the fogbound landscape.
I hope this blinking red light on the satellite uplink isn’t a warning that the battery pack is malfunctioning.
There’s so much to report from the UK Outdoors Blogger Convention 2007 ® Roadshow over these next few days.
It would be a shame to suffer technical difficulties after overcoming such difficulties and covering this distance with so ……….Labels: UOBC2007 Roadshow
Wednesday, March 14
UOBC2007 Roadshow - Somewhere in the middle lands
The trip northward is proving quite challenging, to say the least.
After a broken night’s sleep, I decided an early dawn start was necessary. The brightening light finally enabled me to break free from the M25 ring of concrete, spotting a convenient drainage channel running below the motorway, and across to the beckoning land beyond.
Unfortunately my mode of escape was at the cost of picking up a somewhat pungent odour along the way. A bit like trying to cut around one of the Dartmoor bogs, but getting rather too intimately acquainted
A few miles later, ducking into a wash-up at a truck stop to try to reduce the increasing odour, I had my first piece of luck. A very amiable truck driver called Fancy (ex US marine apparently) offered to give me a lift north. An interesting journey but I felt at times the US/UK language barrier may have created a bit of misunderstanding.
On explaining my mission, to get to the UK Outdoors Blogger Convention 2007 ® Roadshow Fancy related his own outdoor exploits, in a place I’d not come across somewhere in the wilds of the USA.
At least thats how I interpreted it as he seemed very eager to invite me along to take a walk on the ‘Wild Side’. Somewhere in the Appalachians possibly?
I felt things were getting a little more confused as Fancy’s conversation turned to his appreciation of films, particularly a recent blockbuster called, if I recall correctly, Bareback Mountain? When I replied that I'd never come across it Fancy muttered something about sorting that problem out. A strange comment I thought at the time. Could have been his southern accent. Who knows.
It was around then that I started to become a little more concerned as Fancy kept glancing at THE HAT, and showing an interest in, 'trying it on'. At least I think that’s what he was talking about.
By now aware of Fancy’s somewhat bulging physique, the muscles of which I could see due to his vest T shirt and shorts (it was very hot inside the truck cab), I felt the situation was becoming a little uncomfortable.
Well. The hat must get through. It has an appointment with destiny.
So with that in mind Fancy and I parted company. With some rapidity.
He even stopped the truck. What a nice chap.
And as he drove off he left me with a cheery farewell, using what I guess was a traditional US truckers farewell of '....xxxxx.xxxxxxx you limey bastard' Couldn't quite catch the first bit due to the roar of the engine.
And now I'm a little further north, but time to head west and follow the sunset.
Surely the day can only get better after the road trip so far.
So here I am.
Not too sure exactly where here is, but the signpost reads Welcome to Royston Vasey.
Hope there's some good food and a pleasant B&B after last night's sleep out.
JH, posting from Royston Vasey Internet Cafe ' Local cyberspace for local people'Labels: UOBC2007 Roadshow
Tuesday, March 13
UOBC2007 Roadshow - Tues 13/3 London - Later
Well there's little for me to do here in this wasteland tonight. Except study this map to try to find out how to get past the barrier that is the M25. On foot. Challenging. No Antiquet/GPS is going to help out here.
This needs a bit of lateral thinking, but I have an APPOINTMENT in the NORTH and this BLOGGER MUST GET THROUGH.
Oops - sorry for shouting there.
Too much coffee during today as I navigated through the urban sprawl that is Heathrow. Flitting from coffee shop to sandwich bar, parlaying with the local natives attempting to discover the secret to the path that leads NORTH WEST. Indeed.
The advice I was given to use beads and mirrors as a bartering tool is just not working. The local dialect is very diverse and proving difficult to follow at times. However cash rules here. Yes Sir. So I remain safe for the moment having declined the offers of a local guide, unsure of their loyalty to an outsider in this strange land.
Oh for a moment's peace from the incessant roar of planes flying overhead, and the continual whine of traffic tyres on concrete. I don't need the headtorch here in this artificial daylight from the overhead gantries.
At least I had some short respite listening to one of Podcast Bob's latest aural masterpiece: "Bob takes Andy for a walk on the wild side and makes him wait for his lunch, whilst playing with fire!"
Bob and Andy's Big Day Out
Download
MP3 File
Sounds like fun. I hold onto the hope this blogger will find the path onwards to the Middle Lands.
Meanwhile I remain out of sight, hidden from view by this blackberry bush thicket, checking out the Bob & Cameron podcast and watching the Outdoors Magic thread discussing the issues it raises. More healthy debate on the blog/podcast 'state of the nation', from a couple of people who have clearly been considering the commercial possibilities of this media, and have the relevant background to base it on solid ground.
JH, posting from a uplink station, somewhere near Heathrow; Eyes Wide Shut?
Labels: UOBC2007 Roadshow
UOBC2007 Roadshow - Tues 13/3 London
Well the UK Outdoors Blogger Convention 2007 ® Roadshow has kicked off a treat.
Thanks for the guesses. They were ooooooo so close. On the right lines, but the wrong tracks.
Very punny John. Ahem
I had originally considered the new Wembley Stadium (the great poutdoors?) but the tickets were all gone.
So next thought was one of the London parks, but then there's the possible mugging risk. We provincials know what that big city is like. Oooh Arrr.
So finally onto Heathrow Airport.
Now don't laugh there at the back.
Its probably the biggest open space in London, or at least one thats the quickest to escape from back to the real world.
What a place - you can walk for miles! I know. I did. And still didn't actually manage to get anywhere today.
Great jumping off spot though. Bugger the plane flights. I usually blag a free lift in, sling the pack over my shoulder and walk off to the Heathrow tube, and onto Euston for the rail trip northwards to the Lakes.
No parking costs. Plenty of eateries (some of which I can even afford to use) and all in the dry.
But today I was running in the hat for Friday's meet (and I'm sure you've worked that location out already)
Saturday will be a bit more of a challenge. But think 'transport' alongside yesterday's clue.
And to T who managed to spot me today and said Hi. Well done. If you manage to read this post in the next few days, send me a smiley. I thought your interesting way of presenting cheese for a mouth watering munch is a definite winner. Mmmmm, Wensleydale anyone?
JH, posting from 3rd internet terminal along, Level 1, Quadrant A Heathrow;
Tonight we camp under the flightpath. Tomorrow on to the great northern wastelands.Labels: UOBC2007 Roadshow
All site material © John Hee - ask before you snatch
The battery pack looks to be failing and on its last dregs of power. I think.
Just spotted a sign for Lichfield moving west.
So close I can taste i…….
Labels: UOBC2007 Roadshow
UOBC2007 Roadshow – Are we nearly there yet?
Wow. What a night. They certainly know how to party in Royston Vasey.
Some local people (thanks Mr Lazarou - hope you found your mate Dave) in the RV cybercafe invited me to a little soiree before I even started to look for a B&B. With the offer of free food and entertainment it was hard to resist.
I decided to take on extra fluid to restore my body’s electrolyte equilibrium after the previous day’s exertions, but perhaps the local fruit punch had more ‘punch’ than normal?
Whatever the reason the BBQ food was surely the best I’ve tasted for many a year and courtesy of the local butcher I believe. I would have remembered to ask for the BBQ sauce recipe, but was distracted by the evening’s entertainment – a circus celebrating some sort of local tradition.
At least I think that’s what the large flaming pyres were for. Interesting to see such a innovative use of burning crosses as well. A bit like Well Dressing but without flowers. Or the Well come to think of it. Oh well.
Somewhere during the evening I must have lost track of time, and vaguely remember murmurs of appreciation wherever I appeared. At least that’s my take on the matter.
I trust THE HAT lent an air of gravitas to my stature within the community’s eyes.
After that things became a little hazy.
I came to late this morning on a moving train with no real idea of how I got here.
I just know it’s heading in the right direction, based on my calculations taken from the reading using my Timex Explorer watch and sighting on the sun when it occasionally peeks through the fogbound landscape.
I hope this blinking red light on the satellite uplink isn’t a warning that the battery pack is malfunctioning.
There’s so much to report from the UK Outdoors Blogger Convention 2007 ® Roadshow over these next few days.
It would be a shame to suffer technical difficulties after overcoming such difficulties and covering this distance with so ……….Labels: UOBC2007 Roadshow
Wednesday, March 14
UOBC2007 Roadshow - Somewhere in the middle lands
The trip northward is proving quite challenging, to say the least.
After a broken night’s sleep, I decided an early dawn start was necessary. The brightening light finally enabled me to break free from the M25 ring of concrete, spotting a convenient drainage channel running below the motorway, and across to the beckoning land beyond.
Unfortunately my mode of escape was at the cost of picking up a somewhat pungent odour along the way. A bit like trying to cut around one of the Dartmoor bogs, but getting rather too intimately acquainted
A few miles later, ducking into a wash-up at a truck stop to try to reduce the increasing odour, I had my first piece of luck. A very amiable truck driver called Fancy (ex US marine apparently) offered to give me a lift north. An interesting journey but I felt at times the US/UK language barrier may have created a bit of misunderstanding.
On explaining my mission, to get to the UK Outdoors Blogger Convention 2007 ® Roadshow Fancy related his own outdoor exploits, in a place I’d not come across somewhere in the wilds of the USA.
At least thats how I interpreted it as he seemed very eager to invite me along to take a walk on the ‘Wild Side’. Somewhere in the Appalachians possibly?
I felt things were getting a little more confused as Fancy’s conversation turned to his appreciation of films, particularly a recent blockbuster called, if I recall correctly, Bareback Mountain? When I replied that I'd never come across it Fancy muttered something about sorting that problem out. A strange comment I thought at the time. Could have been his southern accent. Who knows.
It was around then that I started to become a little more concerned as Fancy kept glancing at THE HAT, and showing an interest in, 'trying it on'. At least I think that’s what he was talking about.
By now aware of Fancy’s somewhat bulging physique, the muscles of which I could see due to his vest T shirt and shorts (it was very hot inside the truck cab), I felt the situation was becoming a little uncomfortable.
Well. The hat must get through. It has an appointment with destiny.
So with that in mind Fancy and I parted company. With some rapidity.
He even stopped the truck. What a nice chap.
And as he drove off he left me with a cheery farewell, using what I guess was a traditional US truckers farewell of '....xxxxx.xxxxxxx you limey bastard' Couldn't quite catch the first bit due to the roar of the engine.
And now I'm a little further north, but time to head west and follow the sunset.
Surely the day can only get better after the road trip so far.
So here I am.
Not too sure exactly where here is, but the signpost reads Welcome to Royston Vasey.
Hope there's some good food and a pleasant B&B after last night's sleep out.
JH, posting from Royston Vasey Internet Cafe ' Local cyberspace for local people'Labels: UOBC2007 Roadshow
Tuesday, March 13
UOBC2007 Roadshow - Tues 13/3 London - Later
Well there's little for me to do here in this wasteland tonight. Except study this map to try to find out how to get past the barrier that is the M25. On foot. Challenging. No Antiquet/GPS is going to help out here.
This needs a bit of lateral thinking, but I have an APPOINTMENT in the NORTH and this BLOGGER MUST GET THROUGH.
Oops - sorry for shouting there.
Too much coffee during today as I navigated through the urban sprawl that is Heathrow. Flitting from coffee shop to sandwich bar, parlaying with the local natives attempting to discover the secret to the path that leads NORTH WEST. Indeed.
The advice I was given to use beads and mirrors as a bartering tool is just not working. The local dialect is very diverse and proving difficult to follow at times. However cash rules here. Yes Sir. So I remain safe for the moment having declined the offers of a local guide, unsure of their loyalty to an outsider in this strange land.
Oh for a moment's peace from the incessant roar of planes flying overhead, and the continual whine of traffic tyres on concrete. I don't need the headtorch here in this artificial daylight from the overhead gantries.
At least I had some short respite listening to one of Podcast Bob's latest aural masterpiece: "Bob takes Andy for a walk on the wild side and makes him wait for his lunch, whilst playing with fire!"
Bob and Andy's Big Day Out
Download
MP3 File
Sounds like fun. I hold onto the hope this blogger will find the path onwards to the Middle Lands.
Meanwhile I remain out of sight, hidden from view by this blackberry bush thicket, checking out the Bob & Cameron podcast and watching the Outdoors Magic thread discussing the issues it raises. More healthy debate on the blog/podcast 'state of the nation', from a couple of people who have clearly been considering the commercial possibilities of this media, and have the relevant background to base it on solid ground.
JH, posting from a uplink station, somewhere near Heathrow; Eyes Wide Shut?
Labels: UOBC2007 Roadshow
UOBC2007 Roadshow - Tues 13/3 London
Well the UK Outdoors Blogger Convention 2007 ® Roadshow has kicked off a treat.
Thanks for the guesses. They were ooooooo so close. On the right lines, but the wrong tracks.
Very punny John. Ahem
I had originally considered the new Wembley Stadium (the great poutdoors?) but the tickets were all gone.
So next thought was one of the London parks, but then there's the possible mugging risk. We provincials know what that big city is like. Oooh Arrr.
So finally onto Heathrow Airport.
Now don't laugh there at the back.
Its probably the biggest open space in London, or at least one thats the quickest to escape from back to the real world.
What a place - you can walk for miles! I know. I did. And still didn't actually manage to get anywhere today.
Great jumping off spot though. Bugger the plane flights. I usually blag a free lift in, sling the pack over my shoulder and walk off to the Heathrow tube, and onto Euston for the rail trip northwards to the Lakes.
No parking costs. Plenty of eateries (some of which I can even afford to use) and all in the dry.
But today I was running in the hat for Friday's meet (and I'm sure you've worked that location out already)
Saturday will be a bit more of a challenge. But think 'transport' alongside yesterday's clue.
And to T who managed to spot me today and said Hi. Well done. If you manage to read this post in the next few days, send me a smiley. I thought your interesting way of presenting cheese for a mouth watering munch is a definite winner. Mmmmm, Wensleydale anyone?
JH, posting from 3rd internet terminal along, Level 1, Quadrant A Heathrow;
Tonight we camp under the flightpath. Tomorrow on to the great northern wastelands.Labels: UOBC2007 Roadshow
All site material © John Hee - ask before you snatch
Some local people (thanks Mr Lazarou - hope you found your mate Dave) in the RV cybercafe invited me to a little soiree before I even started to look for a B&B. With the offer of free food and entertainment it was hard to resist.
I decided to take on extra fluid to restore my body’s electrolyte equilibrium after the previous day’s exertions, but perhaps the local fruit punch had more ‘punch’ than normal?
Whatever the reason the BBQ food was surely the best I’ve tasted for many a year and courtesy of the local butcher I believe. I would have remembered to ask for the BBQ sauce recipe, but was distracted by the evening’s entertainment – a circus celebrating some sort of local tradition.
At least I think that’s what the large flaming pyres were for. Interesting to see such a innovative use of burning crosses as well. A bit like Well Dressing but without flowers. Or the Well come to think of it. Oh well.
Somewhere during the evening I must have lost track of time, and vaguely remember murmurs of appreciation wherever I appeared. At least that’s my take on the matter.
I trust THE HAT lent an air of gravitas to my stature within the community’s eyes.
After that things became a little hazy.
I came to late this morning on a moving train with no real idea of how I got here.
I just know it’s heading in the right direction, based on my calculations taken from the reading using my Timex Explorer watch and sighting on the sun when it occasionally peeks through the fogbound landscape.
I hope this blinking red light on the satellite uplink isn’t a warning that the battery pack is malfunctioning.
There’s so much to report from the UK Outdoors Blogger Convention 2007 ® Roadshow over these next few days.
It would be a shame to suffer technical difficulties after overcoming such difficulties and covering this distance with so ……….
Labels: UOBC2007 Roadshow
UOBC2007 Roadshow - Somewhere in the middle lands
The trip northward is proving quite challenging, to say the least.
After a broken night’s sleep, I decided an early dawn start was necessary. The brightening light finally enabled me to break free from the M25 ring of concrete, spotting a convenient drainage channel running below the motorway, and across to the beckoning land beyond.
Unfortunately my mode of escape was at the cost of picking up a somewhat pungent odour along the way. A bit like trying to cut around one of the Dartmoor bogs, but getting rather too intimately acquainted
A few miles later, ducking into a wash-up at a truck stop to try to reduce the increasing odour, I had my first piece of luck. A very amiable truck driver called Fancy (ex US marine apparently) offered to give me a lift north. An interesting journey but I felt at times the US/UK language barrier may have created a bit of misunderstanding.
On explaining my mission, to get to the UK Outdoors Blogger Convention 2007 ® Roadshow Fancy related his own outdoor exploits, in a place I’d not come across somewhere in the wilds of the USA.
At least thats how I interpreted it as he seemed very eager to invite me along to take a walk on the ‘Wild Side’. Somewhere in the Appalachians possibly?
I felt things were getting a little more confused as Fancy’s conversation turned to his appreciation of films, particularly a recent blockbuster called, if I recall correctly, Bareback Mountain? When I replied that I'd never come across it Fancy muttered something about sorting that problem out. A strange comment I thought at the time. Could have been his southern accent. Who knows.
It was around then that I started to become a little more concerned as Fancy kept glancing at THE HAT, and showing an interest in, 'trying it on'. At least I think that’s what he was talking about.
By now aware of Fancy’s somewhat bulging physique, the muscles of which I could see due to his vest T shirt and shorts (it was very hot inside the truck cab), I felt the situation was becoming a little uncomfortable.
Well. The hat must get through. It has an appointment with destiny.
So with that in mind Fancy and I parted company. With some rapidity.
He even stopped the truck. What a nice chap.
And as he drove off he left me with a cheery farewell, using what I guess was a traditional US truckers farewell of '....xxxxx.xxxxxxx you limey bastard' Couldn't quite catch the first bit due to the roar of the engine.
And now I'm a little further north, but time to head west and follow the sunset.
Surely the day can only get better after the road trip so far.
So here I am.
Not too sure exactly where here is, but the signpost reads Welcome to Royston Vasey.
Hope there's some good food and a pleasant B&B after last night's sleep out.
JH, posting from Royston Vasey Internet Cafe ' Local cyberspace for local people'Labels: UOBC2007 Roadshow
Tuesday, March 13
UOBC2007 Roadshow - Tues 13/3 London - Later
Well there's little for me to do here in this wasteland tonight. Except study this map to try to find out how to get past the barrier that is the M25. On foot. Challenging. No Antiquet/GPS is going to help out here.
This needs a bit of lateral thinking, but I have an APPOINTMENT in the NORTH and this BLOGGER MUST GET THROUGH.
Oops - sorry for shouting there.
Too much coffee during today as I navigated through the urban sprawl that is Heathrow. Flitting from coffee shop to sandwich bar, parlaying with the local natives attempting to discover the secret to the path that leads NORTH WEST. Indeed.
The advice I was given to use beads and mirrors as a bartering tool is just not working. The local dialect is very diverse and proving difficult to follow at times. However cash rules here. Yes Sir. So I remain safe for the moment having declined the offers of a local guide, unsure of their loyalty to an outsider in this strange land.
Oh for a moment's peace from the incessant roar of planes flying overhead, and the continual whine of traffic tyres on concrete. I don't need the headtorch here in this artificial daylight from the overhead gantries.
At least I had some short respite listening to one of Podcast Bob's latest aural masterpiece: "Bob takes Andy for a walk on the wild side and makes him wait for his lunch, whilst playing with fire!"
Bob and Andy's Big Day Out
Download
MP3 File
Sounds like fun. I hold onto the hope this blogger will find the path onwards to the Middle Lands.
Meanwhile I remain out of sight, hidden from view by this blackberry bush thicket, checking out the Bob & Cameron podcast and watching the Outdoors Magic thread discussing the issues it raises. More healthy debate on the blog/podcast 'state of the nation', from a couple of people who have clearly been considering the commercial possibilities of this media, and have the relevant background to base it on solid ground.
JH, posting from a uplink station, somewhere near Heathrow; Eyes Wide Shut?
Labels: UOBC2007 Roadshow
UOBC2007 Roadshow - Tues 13/3 London
Well the UK Outdoors Blogger Convention 2007 ® Roadshow has kicked off a treat.
Thanks for the guesses. They were ooooooo so close. On the right lines, but the wrong tracks.
Very punny John. Ahem
I had originally considered the new Wembley Stadium (the great poutdoors?) but the tickets were all gone.
So next thought was one of the London parks, but then there's the possible mugging risk. We provincials know what that big city is like. Oooh Arrr.
So finally onto Heathrow Airport.
Now don't laugh there at the back.
Its probably the biggest open space in London, or at least one thats the quickest to escape from back to the real world.
What a place - you can walk for miles! I know. I did. And still didn't actually manage to get anywhere today.
Great jumping off spot though. Bugger the plane flights. I usually blag a free lift in, sling the pack over my shoulder and walk off to the Heathrow tube, and onto Euston for the rail trip northwards to the Lakes.
No parking costs. Plenty of eateries (some of which I can even afford to use) and all in the dry.
But today I was running in the hat for Friday's meet (and I'm sure you've worked that location out already)
Saturday will be a bit more of a challenge. But think 'transport' alongside yesterday's clue.
And to T who managed to spot me today and said Hi. Well done. If you manage to read this post in the next few days, send me a smiley. I thought your interesting way of presenting cheese for a mouth watering munch is a definite winner. Mmmmm, Wensleydale anyone?
JH, posting from 3rd internet terminal along, Level 1, Quadrant A Heathrow;
Tonight we camp under the flightpath. Tomorrow on to the great northern wastelands.Labels: UOBC2007 Roadshow
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After a broken night’s sleep, I decided an early dawn start was necessary. The brightening light finally enabled me to break free from the M25 ring of concrete, spotting a convenient drainage channel running below the motorway, and across to the beckoning land beyond.
Unfortunately my mode of escape was at the cost of picking up a somewhat pungent odour along the way. A bit like trying to cut around one of the Dartmoor bogs, but getting rather too intimately acquainted
A few miles later, ducking into a wash-up at a truck stop to try to reduce the increasing odour, I had my first piece of luck. A very amiable truck driver called Fancy (ex US marine apparently) offered to give me a lift north. An interesting journey but I felt at times the US/UK language barrier may have created a bit of misunderstanding.
On explaining my mission, to get to the UK Outdoors Blogger Convention 2007 ® Roadshow Fancy related his own outdoor exploits, in a place I’d not come across somewhere in the wilds of the USA.
At least thats how I interpreted it as he seemed very eager to invite me along to take a walk on the ‘Wild Side’. Somewhere in the Appalachians possibly?
I felt things were getting a little more confused as Fancy’s conversation turned to his appreciation of films, particularly a recent blockbuster called, if I recall correctly, Bareback Mountain? When I replied that I'd never come across it Fancy muttered something about sorting that problem out. A strange comment I thought at the time. Could have been his southern accent. Who knows.
It was around then that I started to become a little more concerned as Fancy kept glancing at THE HAT, and showing an interest in, 'trying it on'. At least I think that’s what he was talking about.
By now aware of Fancy’s somewhat bulging physique, the muscles of which I could see due to his vest T shirt and shorts (it was very hot inside the truck cab), I felt the situation was becoming a little uncomfortable.
Well. The hat must get through. It has an appointment with destiny.
So with that in mind Fancy and I parted company. With some rapidity.
He even stopped the truck. What a nice chap.
And as he drove off he left me with a cheery farewell, using what I guess was a traditional US truckers farewell of '....xxxxx.xxxxxxx you limey bastard' Couldn't quite catch the first bit due to the roar of the engine.
And now I'm a little further north, but time to head west and follow the sunset.
Surely the day can only get better after the road trip so far.
So here I am.
Not too sure exactly where here is, but the signpost reads Welcome to Royston Vasey.
Hope there's some good food and a pleasant B&B after last night's sleep out.
JH, posting from Royston Vasey Internet Cafe ' Local cyberspace for local people'
Labels: UOBC2007 Roadshow
UOBC2007 Roadshow - Tues 13/3 London - Later
Well there's little for me to do here in this wasteland tonight. Except study this map to try to find out how to get past the barrier that is the M25. On foot. Challenging. No Antiquet/GPS is going to help out here.
This needs a bit of lateral thinking, but I have an APPOINTMENT in the NORTH and this BLOGGER MUST GET THROUGH.
Oops - sorry for shouting there.
Too much coffee during today as I navigated through the urban sprawl that is Heathrow. Flitting from coffee shop to sandwich bar, parlaying with the local natives attempting to discover the secret to the path that leads NORTH WEST. Indeed.
The advice I was given to use beads and mirrors as a bartering tool is just not working. The local dialect is very diverse and proving difficult to follow at times. However cash rules here. Yes Sir. So I remain safe for the moment having declined the offers of a local guide, unsure of their loyalty to an outsider in this strange land.
Oh for a moment's peace from the incessant roar of planes flying overhead, and the continual whine of traffic tyres on concrete. I don't need the headtorch here in this artificial daylight from the overhead gantries.
At least I had some short respite listening to one of Podcast Bob's latest aural masterpiece: "Bob takes Andy for a walk on the wild side and makes him wait for his lunch, whilst playing with fire!"
Bob and Andy's Big Day Out
Download
MP3 File
Sounds like fun. I hold onto the hope this blogger will find the path onwards to the Middle Lands.
Meanwhile I remain out of sight, hidden from view by this blackberry bush thicket, checking out the Bob & Cameron podcast and watching the Outdoors Magic thread discussing the issues it raises. More healthy debate on the blog/podcast 'state of the nation', from a couple of people who have clearly been considering the commercial possibilities of this media, and have the relevant background to base it on solid ground.
JH, posting from a uplink station, somewhere near Heathrow; Eyes Wide Shut?
Labels: UOBC2007 Roadshow
UOBC2007 Roadshow - Tues 13/3 London
Well the UK Outdoors Blogger Convention 2007 ® Roadshow has kicked off a treat.
Thanks for the guesses. They were ooooooo so close. On the right lines, but the wrong tracks.
Very punny John. Ahem
I had originally considered the new Wembley Stadium (the great poutdoors?) but the tickets were all gone.
So next thought was one of the London parks, but then there's the possible mugging risk. We provincials know what that big city is like. Oooh Arrr.
So finally onto Heathrow Airport.
Now don't laugh there at the back.
Its probably the biggest open space in London, or at least one thats the quickest to escape from back to the real world.
What a place - you can walk for miles! I know. I did. And still didn't actually manage to get anywhere today.
Great jumping off spot though. Bugger the plane flights. I usually blag a free lift in, sling the pack over my shoulder and walk off to the Heathrow tube, and onto Euston for the rail trip northwards to the Lakes.
No parking costs. Plenty of eateries (some of which I can even afford to use) and all in the dry.
But today I was running in the hat for Friday's meet (and I'm sure you've worked that location out already)
Saturday will be a bit more of a challenge. But think 'transport' alongside yesterday's clue.
And to T who managed to spot me today and said Hi. Well done. If you manage to read this post in the next few days, send me a smiley. I thought your interesting way of presenting cheese for a mouth watering munch is a definite winner. Mmmmm, Wensleydale anyone?
JH, posting from 3rd internet terminal along, Level 1, Quadrant A Heathrow;
Tonight we camp under the flightpath. Tomorrow on to the great northern wastelands.Labels: UOBC2007 Roadshow
All site material © John Hee - ask before you snatch
This needs a bit of lateral thinking, but I have an APPOINTMENT in the NORTH and this BLOGGER MUST GET THROUGH.
Oops - sorry for shouting there.
Too much coffee during today as I navigated through the urban sprawl that is Heathrow. Flitting from coffee shop to sandwich bar, parlaying with the local natives attempting to discover the secret to the path that leads NORTH WEST. Indeed.
The advice I was given to use beads and mirrors as a bartering tool is just not working. The local dialect is very diverse and proving difficult to follow at times. However cash rules here. Yes Sir. So I remain safe for the moment having declined the offers of a local guide, unsure of their loyalty to an outsider in this strange land.
Oh for a moment's peace from the incessant roar of planes flying overhead, and the continual whine of traffic tyres on concrete. I don't need the headtorch here in this artificial daylight from the overhead gantries.
At least I had some short respite listening to one of Podcast Bob's latest aural masterpiece: "Bob takes Andy for a walk on the wild side and makes him wait for his lunch, whilst playing with fire!"
Bob and Andy's Big Day Out
Download
MP3 File
Sounds like fun. I hold onto the hope this blogger will find the path onwards to the Middle Lands.
Meanwhile I remain out of sight, hidden from view by this blackberry bush thicket, checking out the Bob & Cameron podcast and watching the Outdoors Magic thread discussing the issues it raises. More healthy debate on the blog/podcast 'state of the nation', from a couple of people who have clearly been considering the commercial possibilities of this media, and have the relevant background to base it on solid ground.
JH, posting from a uplink station, somewhere near Heathrow; Eyes Wide Shut?
Labels: UOBC2007 Roadshow
UOBC2007 Roadshow - Tues 13/3 London
Well the UK Outdoors Blogger Convention 2007 ® Roadshow has kicked off a treat.
Thanks for the guesses. They were ooooooo so close. On the right lines, but the wrong tracks.
Very punny John. Ahem
I had originally considered the new Wembley Stadium (the great poutdoors?) but the tickets were all gone.
So next thought was one of the London parks, but then there's the possible mugging risk. We provincials know what that big city is like. Oooh Arrr.
So finally onto Heathrow Airport.
Now don't laugh there at the back.
Its probably the biggest open space in London, or at least one thats the quickest to escape from back to the real world.
What a place - you can walk for miles! I know. I did. And still didn't actually manage to get anywhere today.
Great jumping off spot though. Bugger the plane flights. I usually blag a free lift in, sling the pack over my shoulder and walk off to the Heathrow tube, and onto Euston for the rail trip northwards to the Lakes.
No parking costs. Plenty of eateries (some of which I can even afford to use) and all in the dry.
But today I was running in the hat for Friday's meet (and I'm sure you've worked that location out already)
Saturday will be a bit more of a challenge. But think 'transport' alongside yesterday's clue.
And to T who managed to spot me today and said Hi. Well done. If you manage to read this post in the next few days, send me a smiley. I thought your interesting way of presenting cheese for a mouth watering munch is a definite winner. Mmmmm, Wensleydale anyone?
JH, posting from 3rd internet terminal along, Level 1, Quadrant A Heathrow;
Tonight we camp under the flightpath. Tomorrow on to the great northern wastelands.Labels: UOBC2007 Roadshow
Thanks for the guesses. They were ooooooo so close. On the right lines, but the wrong tracks.
Very punny John. Ahem
I had originally considered the new Wembley Stadium (the great poutdoors?) but the tickets were all gone.
So next thought was one of the London parks, but then there's the possible mugging risk. We provincials know what that big city is like. Oooh Arrr.
So finally onto Heathrow Airport.
Now don't laugh there at the back.
Its probably the biggest open space in London, or at least one thats the quickest to escape from back to the real world.
What a place - you can walk for miles! I know. I did. And still didn't actually manage to get anywhere today.
Great jumping off spot though. Bugger the plane flights. I usually blag a free lift in, sling the pack over my shoulder and walk off to the Heathrow tube, and onto Euston for the rail trip northwards to the Lakes.
No parking costs. Plenty of eateries (some of which I can even afford to use) and all in the dry.
But today I was running in the hat for Friday's meet (and I'm sure you've worked that location out already)
Saturday will be a bit more of a challenge. But think 'transport' alongside yesterday's clue.
And to T who managed to spot me today and said Hi. Well done. If you manage to read this post in the next few days, send me a smiley. I thought your interesting way of presenting cheese for a mouth watering munch is a definite winner. Mmmmm, Wensleydale anyone?
JH, posting from 3rd internet terminal along, Level 1, Quadrant A Heathrow;
Tonight we camp under the flightpath. Tomorrow on to the great northern wastelands.
Labels: UOBC2007 Roadshow
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