Saturday, September 12
Revenge is sweet
For all those that have ever been called away to the phone when part way through a hot meal, only to find themselves in the clutches of a telesales caller.
The script is here.
OK - nothing to do with outdoor chat, but frankly anything that raises a smile at the moment has got to be a good thing.
Must rush - I can hear the phone ringing .........Labels: media
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now that's class :)
Telesales are almost as annoying as double glazing salesmen
Imagine the scene:
I am eating dinner with the family. there is a knock at the door. Its a spotty herbert in an ill fitting suit. He asks if I have ever considered getting double glazing. I point to my dazzling white UPVC windows and doors.
Slightly nonplussed he then asks if I would like a conservatory. I point out the 4x8metre structure attached to the entire back of the house.
Struggling now, he asks if we would be prepared to get a quote when we were ready for replacing the windows, doors or conservatory. Yes says I, come back in about 10 years time. I think the sarcasm was lost on him
:)
:)
Get your number registered with the TPS and dont answer the phone when you're eating - simples as a mercat might say :)
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The script is here.
OK - nothing to do with outdoor chat, but frankly anything that raises a smile at the moment has got to be a good thing.
Must rush - I can hear the phone ringing .........
Labels: media
now that's class :)
Telesales are almost as annoying as double glazing salesmen
Imagine the scene:
I am eating dinner with the family. there is a knock at the door. Its a spotty herbert in an ill fitting suit. He asks if I have ever considered getting double glazing. I point to my dazzling white UPVC windows and doors.
Slightly nonplussed he then asks if I would like a conservatory. I point out the 4x8metre structure attached to the entire back of the house.
Struggling now, he asks if we would be prepared to get a quote when we were ready for replacing the windows, doors or conservatory. Yes says I, come back in about 10 years time. I think the sarcasm was lost on him
:)
:)
Telesales are almost as annoying as double glazing salesmen
Imagine the scene:
I am eating dinner with the family. there is a knock at the door. Its a spotty herbert in an ill fitting suit. He asks if I have ever considered getting double glazing. I point to my dazzling white UPVC windows and doors.
Slightly nonplussed he then asks if I would like a conservatory. I point out the 4x8metre structure attached to the entire back of the house.
Struggling now, he asks if we would be prepared to get a quote when we were ready for replacing the windows, doors or conservatory. Yes says I, come back in about 10 years time. I think the sarcasm was lost on him
:)
:)
Get your number registered with the TPS and dont answer the phone when you're eating - simples as a mercat might say :)
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